i wanted to apologize for driving you through that road kill this morning in my haste to get to starbucks. i neglected to see the dead animal in the middle of the road and drove your front wheel right through it. i really hope you do not have blood all over the front of you because you know how i am with blood (faint at the sight of it). i promise to wash you this weekend.
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